echat:

*skips one step and falls down stairs* parkour

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i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

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orbss:

Tonight will consist of twerking and champagne

you read my mind

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